Funideas JOKES
| How
do you prevent a Summer cold ? Catch it in the Winter ! |
| What
is the best day of the week to sleep ? Snooze-day ! |
| What
does one star say to another star when they meet ? Glad to meteor ! |
| Why
did the silly kid stand on his head ? His feet were tired ! |
| Why
did the king go to the dentist ? To get his teeth crowned ! |
| Were
you long in the hospital ? No, I was the same size that I am now ! |
| What
button won't you find in a tailors shop ? Belly button ! |
| How
did the farmer fix his jeans ? With a cabbage patch ! |
| What
stories do the ship captain's children like to hear ? Ferry tales ! |
| What
kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive ? A minnie van ! |
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